Round 2 Recap: Clyde Frazier’s Best Outfit

NEW SCHOOL

THE COW VS. POLKA DOTS

Mooooove over Polka Dots, the Cow Suit is milking this bracket for all its worth (extra points for originality, right?). It’s no surprise that this fan favorite is heading to the semifinals, claiming the ‘W’ with 65% of the votes. In Polka Dots’ defense, it put up a good fight. The fact that Polka Dots received votes at all is a testament to its sleek aesthetic. Next up, the Cow Suit will fight for mammalian supremacy as it takes on the Leopard Print in the semifinals.

Winner: The Cow

 

THE RED COW VS. LEOPARD PRINT

While a Cow showdown would have been the ultimate matchup, the Leopard Print had other plans. Predators are ruthless by nature and the Leopard is no exception, as it edged the Red Cow with 55% of the votes. As it sprints along to the semifinals, the Leopard will face the ultimate test in the famed original Cow. Neither have faced much adversity among the New-Schoolers, but that will soon end with a Round 3 battle.

Winner: The Leopard

BACK IN THE DAY

TRAVELING CLYDE VS. SUBWAY RIDE

It’s safe to say from these two photos that Clyde knows how to travel in style. But considering the drive to JFK Airport takes about as long as it does to build the 2nd Avenue subway line (still waiting…), it’s no surprise that Subway Clyde zipped along to victory with 62% of the votes. You’ve got to respect a man who takes the subway to work despite owning a Rolls-Royce. Subway Clyde heads to the semifinals to face Walt-to-Clyde in the ultimate Old School showdown.

Winner: Subway Ride

 

CLASSIC CLYDE VS. WALT-TO-CLYDE

While the other three matchups appeared to project clear winners from Day 1, this head-to-head matchup was a nail-biter from the get-go. These two both blew away their competition in Round 1, but you can’t mess with the photo that made Walt, Clyde. Simply put, Classic Clyde wouldn’t exist without Walt-to-Clyde, and Walt-to-Clyde knew it, as it muscled out a win with 54% of the votes. Next up for Walt-to-Clyde is Subway Clyde, the top vote-getter in the bracket overall. Can the underdog prevail? We shall see with the results of Round 3!

Winner: Walt-to-Clyde